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Frank Zappa

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue

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