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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim

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