Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPAA wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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One size does not fit all.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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