The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPAThe richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
FRANK ZAPPADrugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPAOne size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPAThere’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPAMay your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPAA drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
FRANK ZAPPAPolitics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPAWe could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPAA wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPAMy best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA