“Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.”

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.

You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.

The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.

I love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?

The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.

I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.

Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Don’t interrupt me while I’m interrupting.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.

Someone once said that every man is trying to live up to his father’s expectations or make up for their father’s mistakes.

If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.