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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

Bob Saget

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
BOB SAGET

Clothes Dad Mom
Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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Arguing People Truth
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Good Naked Together Way
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
BOB SAGET

Dad Escape Humor Kind Study Stuff
Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Kindness Necessity Virtue
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Change Something Things Wake
My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
BOB SAGET

Choices Done Procrastination
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
BOB SAGET

Squirrels Way Yards
My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
BOB SAGET

Breakfast Causes Mom
I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Fleas Hurt Spider
You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
BOB SAGET

Friend Learn Lying
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Closer Enemies Say
I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
BOB SAGET

Nice Pieces Salmon
Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Fishes Nothing Pieces
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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Mom Thinking Today Told
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
BOB SAGET

House Lasts People

My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

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