You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
BOB SAGET25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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