I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
BOB SAGET25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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