Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
BOB SAGET25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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