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If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that’s undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.

Bill Bailey

It’s the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.
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Funny Humor Life Outlook
I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
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Department Funny Humor Organization
At college, I felt frustrated thinking three years was a long time and I just wanted a job but afterwards I was in employment the whole time.
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College Jobs Thinking Time Whole
Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which actually has got a limp and is, as such, completely harmless, and a little bit bitter about the whole thing.
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Confused Harmless Limp Thing Wole
The way we live in the West we live like kings. People moan about this and that in Britain but we have running water, electricity, security and a rule of law and so many people in the world don’t have these.
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Electricity Kings Law People Running
Work hard, save and live within your means.
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Hard Mean Save Work
I try to appreciate the simple things. I’ve just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.
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Enjoyed Holiday Morning Son
I tend to go through periods worrying, “Where am I going, I can’t see a way out of this,” and it becomes quite stressful. But sometimes you have to take a bet on yourself.
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Quite Sometimes Stressful Way Worry
Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you’re just doing the odd appearance, you don’t know if it will carry on.
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Appearance Gigs Littles Odd Television
In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.
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Enjoying Life Moving Strength
I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine
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Funny Humor Magazine True
I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think ‘Oh my God, I’m James Blunt, what have I done?’
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Funny God Morning Sorry
Thank God for Darwin, eh?
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Funny God Humor Thank
I never really thought comedy was a career option, just something I did for fun. Suddenly I realised I was getting paid which was a bonus. I studied for a diploma with the London College of Music, and teaching was something I thought I might do but comedy intervened.
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Bonus College Fun Paid Suddenly Teaching
My wife bought me a vintage Gibson guitar that isn’t just beautiful but has tremendous sentimental value. I have plenty of guitars for live gigs but this is one to treasure.
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Beautiful Guitar Tremendous Value Vintage
So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!
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Beautiful Possess Things

If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that’s undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.

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