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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.

Bob Saget

If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
BOB SAGET

Change Something Things Wake
What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Levels People
If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Car Die Kids Saving Want
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Each Other Feed People
I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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Comedy Dirty Nuts Show Shows Television
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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House Lasts People
Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Realizing Sometimes Wish
Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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Apology Stuff Vintage
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Affection Emotion Love Mom
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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Dirty Jobs Night
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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Care Except People Take
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Away Famous Going
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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Baby Feet Pedicures
At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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Day End Over Time
If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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Career Eight Wise

What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.

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