Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
BOB SAGETBehind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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