Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
BOB SAGETBehind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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