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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.

Bob Saget

My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Choices Done Procrastination
When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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Hurt Love Pain Someone
Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Except Nobody People
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Fool Men Wise
I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Aristocracy Guy Kids
At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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Day End Over Time
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Away Famous Going
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Body Four People
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two
It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Make People Think Thinking
Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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Arguing People Truth
My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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Anesthesia Given Havens
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Closer Enemies Say
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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Mom Thinking Today Told
Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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Four Letters Matter
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Each Other Feed People

At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.

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