Love is all about… whistles.
BO BURNHAMI don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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