It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
BOB SAGETI love my mom! You can too for $12!
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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