25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
BOB SAGETSome people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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