The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
BOB SAGETIt’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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