Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
BOB SAGETWhen you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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