Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
BOB SAGETI think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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