Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
BOB SAGETMy father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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