I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGETMy father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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