What I’d like to do now – well, what I’d like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
BILL BAILEY
Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you’re just doing the odd appearance, you don’t know if it will carry on.
More Bill Bailey Quotes
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What I’d like to do now – well, what I’d like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
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I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
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Presence always wins out over principles.
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It’s the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.
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Work hard, save and live within your means.
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Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
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Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?
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Three women walk into a pub and say, ‘Hooray, we’ve colonised a male-dominated joke format’
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