Bill Hicks on connections
Bill Hicks177 quotes“England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.”
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Bill HicksBill Hicks I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
Bill HicksBill Hicks STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
Bill HicksBill Hicks It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer’s pussy.
Bill HicksBill Hicks The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
Bill HicksBill Hicks May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps… sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
Bill HicksBill Hicks Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
Bill HicksBill Hicks What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
Bill HicksBill Hicks Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
Bill HicksBill Hicks Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Bill HicksBill Hicks How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
Bill HicksBill Hicks Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
Bill HicksBill Hicks If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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Barbara GianquittoBarbara Gianquitto You cannot leave and have me too I cannot exist in two places at once-when you ask if we can still be friends.
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The connection we have is something special. We know each other since we were in the womb! You can’t get any closer then that
Bill KaulitzBill Kaulitz I think the industry finally gets it. They’ve lost the connection with the American public, and they’ve got to rebuild the trust with the American public.
Billy TauzinBilly Tauzin George M. is where I met my dear friend Joel Grey. We connected at rehearsal one day during a five-minute break. We were both looking out the same window and we knew in five minutes that we’d made a connection.
Bernadette PetersBernadette Peters I guess at it’s very core love is connection that just makes so much sense you wonder how you used to live before you were lucky enough to experience it.
Benjamin StoneBenjamin Stone Paloma you cry out, you beg for connection The dreams you seek are straight ahead in every direction
Barry PrivettBarry Privett There should be a connection between a man’s hairstyle and what matters to him in life.
Barry WebsterBarry Webster Christianity stamped its character on jurisprudence; for empire has ever a connection with the priesthood.
Baron de MontesquieuBaron de Montesquieu To me, adventure has always been to me the connections and bounds you create with people when you’re there. And you can have that anywhere.
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