Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
BOBBY HEENANI once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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