The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENANI once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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