Valuable people are undervalued.
BOB SAGETSometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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