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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

Bob Saget

Valuable people are undervalued.
BOB SAGET

People Undervalued Valuable
I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Dirty Nuts Show Shows Television
There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
BOB SAGET

Country People Two Wii
Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
BOB SAGET

Arguing People Truth
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGET

Long Okay People
My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
BOB SAGET

Anesthesia Given Havens
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
BOB SAGET

Banking Government Thinking
Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
BOB SAGET

Girl Met Reasonable Told
At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
BOB SAGET

Day End Over Time
Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
BOB SAGET

Apology Stuff Vintage
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGET

Care Except People Take
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
BOB SAGET

Change Something Things Wake
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
BOB SAGET

Away Famous Going
Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
BOB SAGET

Enjoy Masturbation Public
I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
BOB SAGET

Doorways May Stressed Unflattered
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
BOB SAGET

Mom Thinking Today Told

Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

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