I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
BILL HICKSPornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
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Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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….All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
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Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
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I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening!
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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