Don’t work out, work in.
BILLY CONNOLLYI think age is terribly overrated. You’re okay as long as you don’t grow up. By all means grow old, but don’t mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.
More Billy Connolly Quotes
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I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got.
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I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce – my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions – the absurdity of the thing.
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I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed.
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I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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I once travelled to Adelaide on Emu Airways. I was 5,000 ft up in the air when someone pointed out to me that emus can’t fly
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Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.
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Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn’t too nice a thing to do.
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I loathe hecklers. I haven’t got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone.
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There’s nothing like it, but it’s not as good as you think it’s going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are records of people finding things that have been there for years. I was hoping for a shirt button, or my club’s badge – but not a sausage.
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I’d always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.
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Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he’s telling them all different things.
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The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started.
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Acting is a different discipline. On stage I’m free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.
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If I had a hammer, there’d be no more folksingers.
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