I don’t believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don’t want to say I don’t believe in God, but I don’t think I do. But I believe in people who do.
BILLY CONNOLLYI loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.
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If I had a hammer, there’d be no more folksingers.
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Try to live in a place you like.
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Don’t tell me how to do my job. I don’t come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
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I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.
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Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.
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There’s a fine line you have to tread because you don’t know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.
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Don’t vote, it only encourages them.
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I don’t understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I’m amazed what people come up with when they look at them.
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I’m not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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I think of my life as a series of moments and I’ve found that the great moments often don’t have too much to them.
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Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
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Life is supposed to be fun. It’s not a job or occupation. We’re here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.
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I’m a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don’t eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.
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I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he’s telling them all different things.
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Without arts programmes there’s only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.
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I was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt.
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People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight.
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Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
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I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it’s not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.
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I don’t think I’ve ever died on stage. I’ve had jokes that died on stage. I’ve told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn’t know it was the end of the joke.
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I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.
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In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it’s folded.
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I’d never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I’ve been learning more about it as I’ve been doing interviews. I
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