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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.

Bill Watterson

I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hate Point Stories Thinking
For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Curiosity Ideas Play Years
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars

One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.

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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.

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