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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.

Bill Hicks

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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Alone Funny Humor Knowledge People
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Funny Humor People Two
Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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Answers Helping People
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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Dad Funny Motivational
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint… it has to do with creating and sharing.
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Believe Creating Order Planet Purpose
A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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Division God Greed Heart Intelligence
Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
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Bystanders Gun Rights
I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it’s not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they’re Napoleon. That’s fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don’t share them like they’re the truth.
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Believe Bible Dad God People
I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
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Flying Southern Towns
You are the imagination of yourself.
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Imagination Imagine Yourself
My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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Voice Heard Wanted
How do I know the Bible isn’t the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand…considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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Atheism Atheist Religion
not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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Drug Good Great Some
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Comedian Funny Hurt
Mister, I don’t want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don’t even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain’t looking for no trouble, Mister.
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Candy Kids Look Mister Rocks Wife
God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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Hobbies Perfect Reality

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