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If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.

Ben Feldman

You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.
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Anything Done Wrong
Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.
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Assets Attitude Earning
Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.
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Careers Leading Me Rooms
I’m a lot happier in people’s living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.
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Careers People Thinking
Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.
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Permanent Problem Term
If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.
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Problem Procedures
You know, a man’s life is the most precious thing in the world, isn’t it? So isn’t it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?
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Life Men World
Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.
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Know Lease
I’m just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
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Funny People People Rooms
I’ve been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
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Jobs Lucky Pretty
I don’t like horror, which is ridiculous because I’ve been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don’t know understand why other actors don’t see that.
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Blood Camera Fake
There was a time where I chose my jobs based on what jobs were available to me, so I would choose 100 percent of them.
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Available Jobs Percent
No one ever died with too much money.
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Died Too Much
If people understood what life insurance does, we wouldn’t need salesmen to sell it. People would come knocking on the door. But they don’t understand.
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Doe Doors People
I think I’m the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
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Guy People Thinking
You are already broke and don’t even know it.
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Already Broke Know

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