You think I look like a teletubby?
BEN ELTONYou think I look like a teletubby?
More Ben Elton Quotes
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Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
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The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
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Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
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This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
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And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
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I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with.
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I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.
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I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.
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I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
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Artists don’t create society, they reflect it
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I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
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For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.
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I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
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Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
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