A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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