Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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