Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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