Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
TINA FEYIf you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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