Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARDIf you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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