Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
GEORGE BURNSIf it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
More George Burns Quotes
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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