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CASEY STENGELManaging is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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