Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
GEORGE BURNS
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
More George Burns Quotes
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
GEORGE BURNS