I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
CASEY STENGELYou have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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