Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
CASEY STENGELYou have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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