Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELThe trick is growing up without growing old.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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