I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
CASEY STENGELThe trick is growing up without growing old.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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