I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
RON WHITEHere’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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