All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
RON WHITEHere’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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