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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

Ron White

I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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