I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
RON WHITEYou can’t fix stupid.
More Ron White Quotes
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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