My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
RON WHITEYou can’t fix stupid.
More Ron White Quotes
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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