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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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