I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
RON WHITEI’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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