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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.

Ron White

I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.

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