You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
RON WHITEIf I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
More Ron White Quotes
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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