A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
RON WHITE
The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
More Ron White Quotes
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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