I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
RON WHITEAnybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
More Ron White Quotes
-
-
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
RON WHITE -
If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
RON WHITE -
Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
RON WHITE -
Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
RON WHITE -
The next time you have a thought… let it go.
RON WHITE -
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
RON WHITE -
I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
RON WHITE -
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
RON WHITE -
I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
RON WHITE -
I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
RON WHITE -
People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
RON WHITE -
I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
RON WHITE -
I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
RON WHITE -
I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
RON WHITE -
If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
RON WHITE