To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
FRAN LEBOWITZNature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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