All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
RON WHITE- People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
RON WHITEI do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
RON WHITEI begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
RON WHITEThere have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
RON WHITEI want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
RON WHITEI have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
RON WHITEI believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
RON WHITETelevision is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
RON WHITEI think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
RON WHITEI go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
RON WHITEThink of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
RON WHITEI believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
RON WHITEI still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
RON WHITEI was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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