Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
RON WHITEPeople, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
More Ron White Quotes
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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