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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.

Ron White

When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Mic Milker More Night Open
My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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All Be Can Show Way
Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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Been Down Fine Look One Ladder
Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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Advertise Before Club Comedy Go Rumour Sell Start Theater
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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Exercise Exposure Harder Like More Much Muscle Work Writer
All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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Everybody Joke Know Writer
If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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