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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.

Ron White

All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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