Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
FRAN LEBOWITZMy favorite animal is steak.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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