My favorite animal is steak.
FRAN LEBOWITZMy favorite animal is steak.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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